- friend: sorry, I can't hang out anymore
- me: but I showered for you
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- me: omg i'm going to get all skinny and toned for summer and then i can wear crop tops and short shorts and i'll have that perfect gap between my thighs and it will be perfect
- me: is that cake
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My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened.
you guys
are my heroes
nelsons upset that the guy gets the shitty laptop/ironing board but honestly this is too down
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Jamie Nguyeneighteen, la resident
free spirit, optimist
semi-vegetarian
basically married
adores cute shat, chrysanthemum tea, weddings, guard, running, lock & keys, bow ties, music, make-up, dance, elephants, food & all things fun!
